Exxon-McCain in 2008
The DNC is breaking the lid off the
McCain Presidential ticket in 2008
At a press conference to be held later today, the DNC plans on revealing the Republican ticket for this upcoming election. John McCain’s running mate is of course…
EXXON-MOBILE!
I know this may shock some of you. You MAY have been thinking Mitt Romney or some other misguided Republican surrogate. But who has done more to prop up John McCain and carry the Republican machine this election cycle than Exxon-Mobile? Not only has Exxon-Mobile donated well over $2 million to the McCain campaign, but Exxon-Mobile has also posted record quarterly profits as Americans struggle to afford the lofty price of gas. What’s more Republican than leasing a candidate and his votes and fleecing the average American?!?
Personally, I think Exxon-Mobile is the PERFECT choice for the Republican ticket in ‘08.
Tags: Exxon, John McCain, Oil